I just happened to stop at my parents house before work today.
My mother asked if I had on a new sweater?
“Yeah. I bought it a couple of weeks ago. Why do you ask?”
She pointed to the left side of my chest and roared into laughter.
“Seriously?!, I gasped as I looked down at the store sticker still on my cardigan…
…with the word ‘SMALL’ emblazoned across my left girl!
Embarrassed, humbled and feeling like an ass, I peeled it off.
The good news is my mother noticed before I went to work.
The bad news is, I’d worn it once before.