Earringulation

IMG_20150130_002056_kindlephoto-105564335

The action of being strangled by a pillow string fiber latched onto your earring hoop the entire time you are trying to unknot yourself from a  harnessed hell while the dog plops on top of your morning bladder and the cat walks across your private parts.

Advertisements

6 thoughts on “Earringulation”

Comments are closed.