My Bad

There are certain things I remember about the girls now that they are back for Christmas:

– We need to keep an entire cow in the refrigerator
– Mornings do not exist
– Social media is still the preferred communication
– We need to carpool and rideshare
– The washer and dryer work 24/7
– Practical jokes are still an option
– Big Bang Theory is on so much it becomes Law
– Two gallons of conditioner is not enough inventory
– The Starbucks app is more talked about than meal planning
– My socks are community property
– Evidently my sparkling black pumps are too
– Everyone still has the same chores

Actually, I never really forgot. I just wanted them home for the holidays.