My mother’s name is also Patricia but I am sorry to say that darts that big are only for an Irish pub.
To the other competitors, both uptown and downtown, these should not be in Central Park – east or west:
Unless you are Aerial, shells are for the beach, not the boobs.
A drape is something in my window, or a blanket over my couch, not a dress hanging off my side.
Dotted suede is car upholstery, not a high end Mood fabric.
A camo green square turned like a diamond is a diaper, not a skirt.
“Too short” is an expression at the amusement park, not a question asked before the runway.
A twist is what I do to my bathroom towel to make a turban, not a dress design for the front of my dress.
I must be dizzy from the first episode because I cannot believe I’m seeing “all stars”.
While Benjamin might not be making a lot of money, the winner tonight was Fabio-lous!