Financial Yankee

You’d think I was at the bank when I told my father to “tell ‘er.” 

I just wanted him to let the lady know.

On our way out, I saw two guys with ‘spenders.

Not makin’ a purchase but holding up their pants.

When we got back to Dad’s ‘yad, my mother had dinner ready.

She must have gone to the bank because It was lobstah.