Cool – but should’ve been whipped

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Once, when nobody was looking, I opened a Cool Whip container at the local grocer and stole a sweet taste.  That was the life of crime during my Wonder Years in the 70’s.  A young Catholic girl sent to the corner store for a new gallon of milk and I somehow convince myself that I need a clever, illegal sugar fix.  I often wonder what the buyer thought when they starting constructing their dessert and discovered my breach?  As a now adult, I don’t even consider buying artificial toppings. I may have been a pioneer to product tampering but I am a veteran to the sweet life of a criminally good dessert.  

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